I don’t know how I missed this when it originally aired. But, it’s brilliant and relevant.
“There’s nothing more important than putting yourself first.”
“A perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.”
Oh, and fish?
“For sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
Get your own printable PDF version here: Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
“…if this is gonna be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus is just as selfish as we are or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition… and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.” – Stephen Colbert
(hat tip Aaron Monts)